3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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