it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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