how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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