I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
