come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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