Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have tasted many bathrooms
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize
