Where is the hickey?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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