I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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