Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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