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(212): View more from New York

yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(623): View more from Arizona

Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

(1-623): View more from Arizona

Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

(623): View more from Arizona

How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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(770): View more from Georgia

I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(207): View more from Maine

WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Julius Caesar had a huge penis

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WTF are you reading?

(317): View more from Indiana

Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge

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