that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You may now shotgun with the bride
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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