You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i think my cat just said my name.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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