I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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