I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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