He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
don't judge my taste in strippers
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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