69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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