well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am midnight drunk by noon
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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