You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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