there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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