I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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