my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize