It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think my vagina is haunted
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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