My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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