Someone shit on the floor
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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