alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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