how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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