i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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