i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
