we made out on top of his cat.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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