your room smells of hookers.
And success
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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