So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Randomize
