Pappa wants mamma naked
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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