i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
