Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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