Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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