Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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