Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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