your room smells of hookers.
And success
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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