Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
