So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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