Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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