Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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