Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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