I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
My liver just had a heart attack.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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