I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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