we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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