i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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