I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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