A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sorry about my life...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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