There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize