only if we run a train.
done.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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