He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm really into asian looking animals
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize