butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How drunk are you?
Completed.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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