I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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