Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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