the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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